How did The Joker really get those scars...?

I know there is no actual answer, this is for fun!





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*Don't forget to STAR if you loved The Dark Knight*How did The Joker really get those scars...?
he was reaaaaalllllllyyy hungry and saw a giant cookie, and he smiled so big thattttt....





























his face ripped open. then end.How did The Joker really get those scars...?
Well have you ever wondered why you mom always told you not to run with scissors, well thats why. You see one day when the Joker was 12 he was running around with some scissors. He tripped and fell and accidently stabbed the cat. Now as you can imagine a cat with a pair of scissors is not a happy cat. Fluffy the Wonder Cat, a name given by Jokers mom not him, went nuts and started flipping out. Jokers mom yelled at him and they rushed the cat to the vet. Now I don't know if you have ever been to the vet but it is really boring and as we all know the Joker likes to have fun. He decided to explore a bit and ended up out back shooting craps with Jim the bum. Now what Joker didn't realize is Jim is a really really sore loser and flipped out and accused the Joker of cheater. Now he was cheating but still claimed innocence, which didn't help to calm Jim down. Jim smacked the Joker in the face with a dead hampster from the vets dumpter cracking his front teeth. When his mom found him she was pissed once again because it was now off from the vet to the dentist. Now as the dentist worked on fixing the little guys teeth they learned that the Joker is apparently allergic to latex. The rash spread so horribly bad that he was rushed for emergency surgery. Now the surgeon was shocked when he saw the Joker come in because he knew him well. You see the surgeon lived down the street and had been cruely pranked by the Joker and wasn't happy with him. Granted you wouldn't be happy too if someone shaved your dog and tatooed a cats face on his back. The surgeon needless to say wasn't gentle. Now when the Joker woke up and took off the bandages he found out that the surgeon had had a friend tatoo a picture of a dog onto his face for revenge. Now he just couldn't have this so he grabbed a knife and cut it off. The scars never did heal right because well lets face it he was a kid and they can't help but pick at scabs. And that is how the Joker got his scars and also why you never run with scissors.
Well, you see, the Joker wasn't always so happy-go-lucky. In fact, he was once a depressed little kid. The kids would always laugh at him, chanting, ';Joker's not a joker, Joker's not a joker!';


This made the Joker very angry with himself. One day, his step-father was sharpening the kitchen knives in the garage. The telephone rang and he ran into the house to answer it. Joker had a flashback: the kids taunting and laughing at him, always being so sad. He decided that if it looked like he was smiling all the time, even when he really wasn't especially happy, the kids would stop teasing him. He picked up one of the knives, recently sharpened, and gently ran the blade along his fingertips. Then, slowly, the brought the blade into his mouth, and carved his face.


The rest is history.
Okay so one day he gest home from school and says,';Mom! I'm f-ing hungry! Make me a sandwich!';





So his mommy makes him a nice PB %26amp; J. But see, the peanut butter is really sticky, so she can't get the knife off. She figures that the Joker, her son, won't get to the knife part anyways, because he always eats the crust and not the middles.





Well, hungry Joker comes downstairs, gets sandwich and...yeah let's just say he decided to conform and thus ate the middle of the sandwich first. Knifes in sandwiches are dangerous, kids, so always open the sandwich first and look inside to check for those things.
It is way too early for me to write, but I starred it and will return to the question when I am a little more awake and brainstorming...





I do love the Joker and do wonder about it...
When he was really young, he was playing hopscotch in Harlem with some really neighborhood-friendly kids, and then he tripped and his face fell in some broken glass.
well, this is my version ;)


he licks his lips SO much, it scared... ;(


the reason he licks his lips so much is because his make-up on his lips is strawberry jam... mm... ;)


-joker x
He was a prisoner of war. They put a knife in his mouth and applied pressure on the sides until he said what they wanted.
I like the Scissor story!
He was fighting with a lawn mower.
he was trying to shave while he was drunk ^^
Yes, there is.





In the comic books, he falls off a cliff...
he was starving and confused a knife for a candy bar